Top ten reasons you should respond to the PDG survey

1. Contested ballots will be sent to Florida for counting.
2. The US Supreme Court will handle constitutional challenges to the PDG survey.
3. Our punch-card ballot rreader never ffails.
4. Pregnant chads will be delivered.
5. People over 60 living in West Palm Beach will receive the butterfly ballot.
6. Ties will be broken by the rock/paper/scissors technique.
7. President-elect Gore says he invented this survey.
8. President-elect Bush asks how we will count the results when we run out of fingers.
9. PDG secretary-of-state, Gail Harper, says she will make all decisions.